I was watching this show on NDTV about "Emotional Infidelity" when one of the guests - Vir Das (Of Mumbai Salsa fame) - made a really cute statement:
"Women have platonic male friends ... Men have women they haven't slept with yet!"
I'm pretty sure all you women readers would be fuming right now. But, hey, accept it - THIS IS A FACT.
How much ever you trust, like (maybe even love!) and confide in us - at some point or the other - we've thought of you naked ... We've thought of making out with you ... We've thought of having sex with you ... Heck - In the process - We've probably even jerked off a few times!!!
I don't know why you women think of this as a crime worthy of crucification. The way I see it - at the very least - It's a flattering compliment!!!
Just think about it - If we men didn't think you were hot and worthy of our attention - we wouldn't think up all these "impish thoughts" would we?
(I know you girls prefer to user the terms lewd, and sexist, and cheap. But hey, this is my blog and I'm gonna use words I want!)
:P
And don't for a second think we don't know why you're making such a big deal of this. It's really simple you see. Women equate "anything sexual" to "marriage" and "commitment" (yucky!!!!).
The second you make out with a guy - you're already thinking of the flowers that'll be there at your marriage, what the wedding cards will look like, who all will come for the marriage, etc ...
But, in our case - the difference is - we stop with the sex!!!
We haven't thought of marriage ... Neither have we thought of how many kids we want ... Heck - We haven't even thought of whether/not to sleep with you the very next night!
(unless you were a damn good fuck!)
I found this very well written blog about a woman's insight into this whole thing. Do make it a point to read it so that you get a well rounded perspective of what both warring faction have to say.
Now if you ask me who is guilty party here - It's similar to asking "What Came First - The Chicken Or The Egg".
So, in conclusion I'd like to quote the title of a book I plan to read over the next couple of weeks
"Men Are From Mars ... And Women Are From Venus"
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i hope your horrible early morning dream comes true!!!(evil cruella laugh)
but just for the record...not all girls want to see wedding flowers and smell the coffee with you...cos reality is a bitch. and who knows a bitch better than us girls??!??
and a friend seeing us as an object? not happening!
Grrrrrrrrrrr ... You Sadist !!!
:(
As for the "not all girls want to see wedding flowers and smell the coffee with you" - I completely agree.
Well to put things into perspective - such girls don't have a problem when some guy stares at their buxom bottoms, ample chests and suave curves.
;)
And hey ... Give your friend the benefit of the doubt ... For all you know - he is checking out which designer label jeans ur wearing. Or he's probably enjoying that cute insignia/tag line on your T-Shirt.
And its not like you girls don't drool over men. I know for a fact that girls have a fetish for guys with a "nice arse" and "good abs". You don't see us complaining do you.
Heck - on the contrary - we take that as motivation to do specific work out routines so that our arses and abs look better.
;)
Food for thought eh ...
:)
go to hell you hopeless case. :D
maybe one day when your little princess (read your little daughter not your undersized playmate) comes crying to you "daddy, that nasty boy likes to read all my tee-shirts looking all funny", then you'd come closer to knowing!!!!!
I'll be very honest with you here. I've already thought of that scenario happening. And personally, although I'd be really pissed and angry at the guy who made my princess cry, I'd tell/teach her not to give a damn about such things as it is very "normal" and
"will continue" to happen. Its' as simple as that!
As a matter of fact - I even plan to teach my kids to practice "safe sex" instead of advocating that "sex is bad".
(I'd rather that my daughter use pills and condoms than have to undergo an abortion!)
The way I see it - It's better to educate and to create awareness in them about all the "right" things than to let them live in ignorance and suffer the penalty/woes!
But - hey ... That's just me ... Maybe I'm right ... Maybe I'm wrong ... But like i said earlier - That's me!
:)
And I must mention ... You are one seriousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssly sadistic chimp!
:P
First you want some girl to break my heart ... And now you want my baby girl to cry !!!
Grrrrrrrrrrr !!!
:D
time will tell...time will tell (and honestly, you think your baby girl will be such a lil slut...sleeping with every man who checks her out? such happenings...tch tch)
As for my daughter being a slut ... I fail to understand why sleeping with someone (or multiple people) is such a bad thing.
You too will end up sleeping with someone some day (you'll have to after marriage anyways!) ... How come sex is not "wrong" once your married but is such a crime if your not?
Seriously darling ... Which century are you living in???
:P
Seriously babe ... If done right and practised safely - Sex is a wonderful thing!
Maybe you should try it sometime!!!
;-)
on you wedding night my dear friend...your wife is going to declare that she's done the act safely and wonderfully to 200 different men..and she's got moves you can only dream about...lets see if you jump for joy? hmmmm
and sex without love isn't even fucking...its screwing..of your body, of your soul and your mind. love, now that is one wonderful thing!!!
Oh I'd jump for joy alright ... Cause her being "experienced" means I'm gonna get "serviced" a lot better ...
And that my dear is FUCKING AWESOME !!!
:)
And whoever said sex without love is screwing of ur mind and body ...
Sex is sex - With or Without Love ... Period!!!
But yes - I must agree ... Love is indeed a wonderful thing. Actually - It's priceless!!!
:)
But - not every one of us is lucky to experience it my dear ... And that is the "Reality Of Life"
And waiting for love to come before getting laid is like waiting for the perfect cell phone model to be launched ...
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