I found this mail forward hilarious to the core. So, I decided to post it here!
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A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA ) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.. Marry me."
- That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the
door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
- That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?"
- That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him.
- That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Pallavi's Marriage Reception
Unfortunately, I woke up late (11.30 am to the exact) and I missed Pallu's marriage. So, I went for the reception instead.
Pallu was looking red hot in her designer Sari ... Vivek looked equally handsome (Stud like even!) ... On the whole - they make a sweet pair.
WISHING YOU TWO ALL THE VERY BEST FOR THE FUTURE!!!
Crap ... I got carried away ... AGAIN!!!
The main reason for me writing this blog was not to congratulate Pallu and Vivek, but to discuss about a Himalayan blunder of mine - My Dressing Sense!
Well ... I'll be honest with you guys - I am not very good at dressing for an occasion. (Guys who know me would be shaking their heads right now!!!)
I just pick up whatever is right on top of my clothes pile and voila - I'm ready for any occasion - be it a party, or office, or the gym!
With the same approach, I went for Pallu's reception. FYI - I was wearing a really faded orange "Tommy Hilfiger" shirt and rugged and worn-out Black "Ecko" cargoes. To give myself some credit, I am most comfortable in cargoes and a loose shirt, and that's why I decided to go ahead with it.
But, when I reached the destination (Hotel Renaissance), the magnitude of my folly hit me like a rock!
This was a function organized by a rich doctor. All the people who had come there were bigwigs in one way or the other. And besides - this was more of a formal occasion.
Everyone was dressed tip-top in the most expensive stuff money could buy. And there I was - in my silly little outfit - sticking out like a sore thumb.
Pallu ... Just so that you know - That was one of the main reasons I bailed out at the earliest opportunity. Sorry about that darling!
:(
I'll tell you what - the next big function that you organize (naming ceremony of your triplets!) - I'll come dressed like a king. Deal?
:)
Pallu was looking red hot in her designer Sari ... Vivek looked equally handsome (Stud like even!) ... On the whole - they make a sweet pair.
WISHING YOU TWO ALL THE VERY BEST FOR THE FUTURE!!!
Crap ... I got carried away ... AGAIN!!!
The main reason for me writing this blog was not to congratulate Pallu and Vivek, but to discuss about a Himalayan blunder of mine - My Dressing Sense!
Well ... I'll be honest with you guys - I am not very good at dressing for an occasion. (Guys who know me would be shaking their heads right now!!!)
I just pick up whatever is right on top of my clothes pile and voila - I'm ready for any occasion - be it a party, or office, or the gym!
With the same approach, I went for Pallu's reception. FYI - I was wearing a really faded orange "Tommy Hilfiger" shirt and rugged and worn-out Black "Ecko" cargoes. To give myself some credit, I am most comfortable in cargoes and a loose shirt, and that's why I decided to go ahead with it.
But, when I reached the destination (Hotel Renaissance), the magnitude of my folly hit me like a rock!
This was a function organized by a rich doctor. All the people who had come there were bigwigs in one way or the other. And besides - this was more of a formal occasion.
Everyone was dressed tip-top in the most expensive stuff money could buy. And there I was - in my silly little outfit - sticking out like a sore thumb.
Pallu ... Just so that you know - That was one of the main reasons I bailed out at the earliest opportunity. Sorry about that darling!
:(
I'll tell you what - the next big function that you organize (naming ceremony of your triplets!) - I'll come dressed like a king. Deal?
:)
Pallavi's Doppelgänger
Me, Faaiz, Daniella, and her boyfriend Tariq had gone over to Pallavi's paternal grandparents house for a function on Friday (05-Sept-2008). And that's where I saw Pallavi Doppelgänger.
Seriously, that's the only term that would do justice to the person I saw that day. Pallavi, wearing Sari, pretending to be this "ayoo-paavamm" types person, all shy, obedient ... I could go on and on - but - you get the general idea don't you!
Heck, this doppelgänger even ushered us out when we mentioned the words party (or was it booze?).
This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo not the Pallavi I know!
Honestly, it was hillarious, and at the same time scary!
:D
A few other things that I looked forward to - when I went for the function - is meeting some good looking girls (which btw pallavi had promised would be there!). And guess what - the only "ladies" that I saw at the function were 50 year old Aunties or 15 year old Kids.
:(
(Pallavi, I'm going to break your leg for this treachery!)
But, this blog wouldn't be complete without describing how gorgeous Pallu looked in Sari. Seriously ... Although it was a culture shock for me to see Pallu in a saree, she totally carried it off. I don't know whether it was the saree (which looked totally expensive btw) or it was Pallu's charisma - but together - they rocked!!!
And yeah ... Before I forget - One more thing I realized that day is that Pallu is filthy rich, and that her dad has really influential friends!!!
(That was pretty evident from the size of her house, and the host of Mercedes Benz E series cars, Audi A-8's, Scoda Superb's and Honda Accord's lined up outside Pallu's house that night. I noticed bigwigs like Riyaz Ahamed - Owner of the Abad Group of Industries - were also part of the guest list that night.)
Vivek you lucky bastard ... You got a hot wife and a father in-law that's rich and influential ... What more could you ask for mate!!!
:)
Seriously, that's the only term that would do justice to the person I saw that day. Pallavi, wearing Sari, pretending to be this "ayoo-paavamm" types person, all shy, obedient ... I could go on and on - but - you get the general idea don't you!
Heck, this doppelgänger even ushered us out when we mentioned the words party (or was it booze?).
This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo not the Pallavi I know!
Honestly, it was hillarious, and at the same time scary!
:D
A few other things that I looked forward to - when I went for the function - is meeting some good looking girls (which btw pallavi had promised would be there!). And guess what - the only "ladies" that I saw at the function were 50 year old Aunties or 15 year old Kids.
:(
(Pallavi, I'm going to break your leg for this treachery!)
But, this blog wouldn't be complete without describing how gorgeous Pallu looked in Sari. Seriously ... Although it was a culture shock for me to see Pallu in a saree, she totally carried it off. I don't know whether it was the saree (which looked totally expensive btw) or it was Pallu's charisma - but together - they rocked!!!
And yeah ... Before I forget - One more thing I realized that day is that Pallu is filthy rich, and that her dad has really influential friends!!!
(That was pretty evident from the size of her house, and the host of Mercedes Benz E series cars, Audi A-8's, Scoda Superb's and Honda Accord's lined up outside Pallu's house that night. I noticed bigwigs like Riyaz Ahamed - Owner of the Abad Group of Industries - were also part of the guest list that night.)
Vivek you lucky bastard ... You got a hot wife and a father in-law that's rich and influential ... What more could you ask for mate!!!
:)
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Visual Ecstasy
Here are a few links I think you guys (and lesbian girls) might enjoy ...
It's from some Chineese bloggers website (And so I took the liberty of running it via Google Translator). I don't recall how i ended up there, but this guy seems to have a Photograph Fetish. But hey - Don't get me wrong - I definitely ain't complaining!!!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE what I see there ...
;)
1. One
2. Two
3. Three
4. Four
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
It's from some Chineese bloggers website (And so I took the liberty of running it via Google Translator). I don't recall how i ended up there, but this guy seems to have a Photograph Fetish. But hey - Don't get me wrong - I definitely ain't complaining!!!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE what I see there ...
;)
1. One
2. Two
3. Three
4. Four
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Being On This Team Is Expensive
As you already know, I recently shifted organizations. And the team that I joined is not exactly the most friendly, or warm, or even helpful for that matter, of the numerous teams I've worked with in my 3.5 years of work life.
And guess what? Today, one guy asks me to come over to his desk and then tells me that 3 people are getting married in the team (1 fellow has already left the organization) and they've got them gift vouchers, and I have to chip in too. Okay ... So far so good. I've chipped in for parties, and gifts in the past too. "Heck - I might even be able use this opportunity to break the ice" I thought to myself.
But, when he told me the "Chip In" component was Rs. 875/- I wasn't very enthused about the whole deal. I mean come on ... Would you spend 875 bucks to pay for gifts you didn't have any say on (I wasn't even informed of the whole idea of getting gifts for the soon-to-be-married-fellas), and that too for people who's last name you don't know. And with any luck - I'll be released from this team in another one/two weeks time. That makes it even less attractive for me to pay up such a high premium in the name of compliance!
Well ... Heck - I don't want to break the ice that badly ... Not at this price tag anyways!!!
I spoke to mom and dad about this incident. Dad, told me to just pay up and get it over with.
Mom, was in two minds - half of her wanting to avoid any sort of conflict at work, and the other half not wanting to part with so much money!
Well ... At the end of the day - It still is my decision. And as of now (11.29 PM on 1-Aug-2008), my decision is NOT to pay up!!!
In the rarest of cases that I change my mind - I'll let you folks know for sure!
And guess what? Today, one guy asks me to come over to his desk and then tells me that 3 people are getting married in the team (1 fellow has already left the organization) and they've got them gift vouchers, and I have to chip in too. Okay ... So far so good. I've chipped in for parties, and gifts in the past too. "Heck - I might even be able use this opportunity to break the ice" I thought to myself.
But, when he told me the "Chip In" component was Rs. 875/- I wasn't very enthused about the whole deal. I mean come on ... Would you spend 875 bucks to pay for gifts you didn't have any say on (I wasn't even informed of the whole idea of getting gifts for the soon-to-be-married-fellas), and that too for people who's last name you don't know. And with any luck - I'll be released from this team in another one/two weeks time. That makes it even less attractive for me to pay up such a high premium in the name of compliance!
Well ... Heck - I don't want to break the ice that badly ... Not at this price tag anyways!!!
I spoke to mom and dad about this incident. Dad, told me to just pay up and get it over with.
Mom, was in two minds - half of her wanting to avoid any sort of conflict at work, and the other half not wanting to part with so much money!
Well ... At the end of the day - It still is my decision. And as of now (11.29 PM on 1-Aug-2008), my decision is NOT to pay up!!!
In the rarest of cases that I change my mind - I'll let you folks know for sure!
A Fishing Expedition
I went fishing during my recent Kumarakom trip. That to me was the highlight of the trip. Correction - That to me was the only highlight of the trip!
After spending about 1.5 hrs "trying" - I finally caught the slippery little bastard. A yellow coloured fish - I can't recall what species it was - but who cares, it's a "catch" nevertheless.
The experience was a lot of fun I must say. I look forward to doing it again sometime soon.
(Anyone interested in joining me - drop me a call)
After spending about 1.5 hrs "trying" - I finally caught the slippery little bastard. A yellow coloured fish - I can't recall what species it was - but who cares, it's a "catch" nevertheless.
The experience was a lot of fun I must say. I look forward to doing it again sometime soon.
(Anyone interested in joining me - drop me a call)
Where Did They All Go
Thanks to hanging out with my best friend Chery, I got a chance to view the "Illegal Street Racing" community in Bangalore up close and firsthand. And take my word for it - things will never be the same again for me. I spent each of my Saturday nights living life "The Fast and Furious" style. The rest of the week I spent anticipating the upcoming Saturday night.
But, after coming to Cochin, I haven't seen a modified car - let alone a race car. And slowly, the reality is sinking in - That Cochin doesn't have an "Underground" crowd.
Honestly - I'm beginning to miss the adrenaline rush that you get whilst racing (Heck - I think I might be addicted to it!). So much, that I'm thinking (more like planning) a trip to Bangalore so that I go Drag Racing again.
Chery - next time I'm in Bangalore - you're going to have to take me out on a "Drag Night". And I'm not taking "No" for an answer.
(Read as I don't care if you've got "Other Plans" for the evening with a certain "Special Friend" of yours!)
;)
But, after coming to Cochin, I haven't seen a modified car - let alone a race car. And slowly, the reality is sinking in - That Cochin doesn't have an "Underground" crowd.
Honestly - I'm beginning to miss the adrenaline rush that you get whilst racing (Heck - I think I might be addicted to it!). So much, that I'm thinking (more like planning) a trip to Bangalore so that I go Drag Racing again.
Chery - next time I'm in Bangalore - you're going to have to take me out on a "Drag Night". And I'm not taking "No" for an answer.
(Read as I don't care if you've got "Other Plans" for the evening with a certain "Special Friend" of yours!)
;)
Life is (Not) Beautiful
Of late, my life has been pretty dull. I don't step out of home for anything. Partly because there is no place to go, and the remainder because there is no one to go anywhere with.
So, to cut a long story short, I'm in a self imposed house arrest.
With any luck, the tides will turn soon, and I will once again go back to my "rocking" self!
;)
So, to cut a long story short, I'm in a self imposed house arrest.
With any luck, the tides will turn soon, and I will once again go back to my "rocking" self!
;)
Does Being An NRI Come With Extra Baggages
I wonder ... Does being an NRI come with extra baggages? For example stuff like - Staying only at 5 star hotels and resorts, Splurging on exotic overseas holidays every now and then, Drinking only Mineral Water, Flexing your financial muscle in front of others, Buying a luxury sedan/SUV and then bragging to everyone about your car having a bright-green neon headlight that no one else has, Acting as if the rest of the world is from Somalia while your from the Big Apple, etc, etc, etc.
Or is it just that you get so used to the luxuries that your NRI salary can afford - that you can't dream of living without them?
I ain't one today, so I don't know for sure. But, someday, I will be. And when that day arrives - I hope to find out!!!
Or is it just that you get so used to the luxuries that your NRI salary can afford - that you can't dream of living without them?
I ain't one today, so I don't know for sure. But, someday, I will be. And when that day arrives - I hope to find out!!!
What Does It Mean When A Girl Says
What does a girl mean when she says - "I like you a lot ... I just loooooooooooooooooove talking with/being around you ..."
Does it mean - "Take the next step and make advances on me you fool ... Can't you see I'm giving you the green signal!!!"
Or does it - "I see where you are going with all this. But, I just want to be friends with you. So, I'm giving you all this gyaan to thwart your further steps!!!"
Or does it not mean anything in specific???
I'm very confused!!!
:(
If any of you readers are women - Please help me interpret the statements above will ya.
After all - as the wise say - "It Takes A Woman To Understand Another Woman!"
Thanks in advance darlings ... I'll owe you one!!!
Does it mean - "Take the next step and make advances on me you fool ... Can't you see I'm giving you the green signal!!!"
Or does it - "I see where you are going with all this. But, I just want to be friends with you. So, I'm giving you all this gyaan to thwart your further steps!!!"
Or does it not mean anything in specific???
I'm very confused!!!
:(
If any of you readers are women - Please help me interpret the statements above will ya.
After all - as the wise say - "It Takes A Woman To Understand Another Woman!"
Thanks in advance darlings ... I'll owe you one!!!
My Bike Aint Running On Petrol - It's Drinking It
One of the primary reasons I decided to buy my bike - A Hero Honda Glamour - is because I read reviews that it gave a mileage of around 70 km/ltr. But, boy was I mistaken. It never gave me that much mileage - although I must say - In the start I used to get around 50 km/ltr - 55 km/ltr depending on my driving style/traffic conditions.
But, off late, I've only been getting 25 km/ltr - 30 km/ltr, and that plain sucks!
I understand I don't always drive at 40 km/hr, but 30 km/ltr??? Even a Karizma gives more mileage than that!!!
:(
Anyways ... I'm gonna stick around with her for a few more months - and then I'll auction off the junk!
Anyone interested in buying a Hero Honda Glamour real cheap - Drop me a mail/scrap/msg/ping/comment ... I accept Paypal, Credit Card, Bank Transfer, Cheques, Demand Drafts, Money Order, Stock Options, etc ...
(In short - I accept anything except and "I-Owe-You")
;)
But, off late, I've only been getting 25 km/ltr - 30 km/ltr, and that plain sucks!
I understand I don't always drive at 40 km/hr, but 30 km/ltr??? Even a Karizma gives more mileage than that!!!
:(
Anyways ... I'm gonna stick around with her for a few more months - and then I'll auction off the junk!
Anyone interested in buying a Hero Honda Glamour real cheap - Drop me a mail/scrap/msg/ping/comment ... I accept Paypal, Credit Card, Bank Transfer, Cheques, Demand Drafts, Money Order, Stock Options, etc ...
(In short - I accept anything except and "I-Owe-You")
;)
25th Wedding Anniversary
It's my parents 25th Wedding Anniversary today (28-Aug-2008), and we're celebrating it in style. The whole family is getting together for the event. It's going to be so much fun.
:)
The plans are, at the moment atleast, to head over to the "Abad Whispering Palms" resort at Kumarakom around 5 pm and spend the time relaxing. Tomorrow, we'll be spending the day in a house boat sailing through the backwaters of Kumarakom. In the evening, we'll crash on luxury houseboat anchored somewhere near the coast.
I know ... I don't sound so ultra eager about the whole deal. This is for two reasons ... Okay - make that three:
1. Me and my bro are the only two singles on board the ship. And the whole idea of this trip is romance. My parents, cousins and relatives who are coming along with us on this trip are all equipped to romance (read as they're married and hence have a partners!), whereas me and Appu (that's my bro) will be stuck for 2 days surrounded by miles and miles of water!
2. The second USP of the whole boating fiasco is the opportunity to get drunk. But, unfortunately for me, my parents, my Valliamma (Mom's Eldest Sister) and family, and Ravi Etta's (My first cousin - Valliamma son) In-Laws are also joining us for the trip. I can't afford to drink in front of them! My Mom and Valliamma and Valliachha (Valliamma's husband) would screw my happiness for the rest of my living days if I did that! So, rule that option out as well!
3. It's too much water for me. Seriously, I prefer land activities to doing stuff on water. And, if I want to be surrounded by water - I'd dive into a swimming pool than be stuck at sea. Thank you very much!
So, to sum it up - I can't fuck anyone, nor can I get drunk, and the thought that the nearest island is a good 30 miles away is "Not So Very Comforting".
HOW FUCKING WONDERFUL!!!
But, Mom and Dad seemed very excited about the whole idea of the whole family getting together (and the romantic element a whole day of boating offered too) as did Ravi Etta. So, I didn't want to be a party pooper (I hate myself for being so soft!) and decided to play along.
So, friends - When I get back - If you don't find any further posts about my Kumarkom trip - You'll understand right!
(For those who are not so understanding - Go Stuff Yourselves!)
:)
The plans are, at the moment atleast, to head over to the "Abad Whispering Palms" resort at Kumarakom around 5 pm and spend the time relaxing. Tomorrow, we'll be spending the day in a house boat sailing through the backwaters of Kumarakom. In the evening, we'll crash on luxury houseboat anchored somewhere near the coast.
I know ... I don't sound so ultra eager about the whole deal. This is for two reasons ... Okay - make that three:
1. Me and my bro are the only two singles on board the ship. And the whole idea of this trip is romance. My parents, cousins and relatives who are coming along with us on this trip are all equipped to romance (read as they're married and hence have a partners!), whereas me and Appu (that's my bro) will be stuck for 2 days surrounded by miles and miles of water!
2. The second USP of the whole boating fiasco is the opportunity to get drunk. But, unfortunately for me, my parents, my Valliamma (Mom's Eldest Sister) and family, and Ravi Etta's (My first cousin - Valliamma son) In-Laws are also joining us for the trip. I can't afford to drink in front of them! My Mom and Valliamma and Valliachha (Valliamma's husband) would screw my happiness for the rest of my living days if I did that! So, rule that option out as well!
3. It's too much water for me. Seriously, I prefer land activities to doing stuff on water. And, if I want to be surrounded by water - I'd dive into a swimming pool than be stuck at sea. Thank you very much!
So, to sum it up - I can't fuck anyone, nor can I get drunk, and the thought that the nearest island is a good 30 miles away is "Not So Very Comforting".
HOW FUCKING WONDERFUL!!!
But, Mom and Dad seemed very excited about the whole idea of the whole family getting together (and the romantic element a whole day of boating offered too) as did Ravi Etta. So, I didn't want to be a party pooper (I hate myself for being so soft!) and decided to play along.
So, friends - When I get back - If you don't find any further posts about my Kumarkom trip - You'll understand right!
(For those who are not so understanding - Go Stuff Yourselves!)
Most Gorgeous Bond Girl
No doubt about it - Jane Seymour of "Live and Let Die" fame is the most good looking Bond Girl to date. Just google for her and you'll agree with me!
The Name's Bond .... James Bond ... Dishkkuuummmmm
I have a DVD collection of all the James Bond movies released so far. I caught on to the James Bond fever post the release of the movie "Die Another Day". Unfortunately though, I haven't gotten the time to watch any of them. That's to a relaxed work load at my new employer, I've been catching up on all the movies I can.
I saw these movies over the last couple of days:
1. Licence To Kill
2. The Living Daylights
3. From Russia With Love
4. Diamons are Forever
5. Goldfinger
None of the movies are as hi-tech or engrossing as the Pierce Brosnan starrers. But, to give them some credit, they were technological masterpieces of their own era.
Of all the actors who've played James Bond (Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore, Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig) I think Sean Connery is the best fit. He's got a flamboyant mix of looks, style, charm, charisma and toughness. In short - he's got what James Bond's got!
Anyways ... I wanna try and catch another James Bond flick - "Live and Let Die" starring Roger Moore - before I hit the sack tonight.
So - to the rest of the world - Good Night ... Sweet Dreams!!!
I saw these movies over the last couple of days:
1. Licence To Kill
2. The Living Daylights
3. From Russia With Love
4. Diamons are Forever
5. Goldfinger
None of the movies are as hi-tech or engrossing as the Pierce Brosnan starrers. But, to give them some credit, they were technological masterpieces of their own era.
Of all the actors who've played James Bond (Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore, Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig) I think Sean Connery is the best fit. He's got a flamboyant mix of looks, style, charm, charisma and toughness. In short - he's got what James Bond's got!
Anyways ... I wanna try and catch another James Bond flick - "Live and Let Die" starring Roger Moore - before I hit the sack tonight.
So - to the rest of the world - Good Night ... Sweet Dreams!!!
I'm Totally Tripping On This Stuff
I just wanted to drop a post here to say that the stuff mentioned in the book "The Game" (Neil Strauss) works. I tried one of the stunts mentioned in it - and the results were mind blowing. I wont go into the details here (for privacy reasons ofcourse) - but just TRUST ME on this one!!!
I'd gonna read, read it again, and then re-read it once more. Heck - I'm even going to take notes from now on.
And oh - I any of you gals (yes ... just the gurlz!) notice any major/sudden "differences" in me - well - that's what the whole deal is all about honey!
;)
So - Let me get back to my Learning Lessons ... I meant Reading Sessions ... Yaaaaahoooooooooooooooo!!!
I'd gonna read, read it again, and then re-read it once more. Heck - I'm even going to take notes from now on.
And oh - I any of you gals (yes ... just the gurlz!) notice any major/sudden "differences" in me - well - that's what the whole deal is all about honey!
;)
So - Let me get back to my Learning Lessons ... I meant Reading Sessions ... Yaaaaahoooooooooooooooo!!!
Movie Review - Tare Zameen Par
Finally, I got to watch Tare Zameen Par today (24-Aug-08). And I must say - it's worth the wait. The movie cries out that its a Aamir Khan movie all throughtout. It's that perfect.
Rock Solid Script, Spectacular Screenplay, Mind-Blowing Acting, Scintillating Music, Touching Background Scores, A Very Touching Topic - The pefect formula for a perfect movie.
All I can say here is - I just looooooooooooooooooooooooved the movie. I would even dare to say it's one of the best movies I've seen to date.
On a scale of 1 to 5 - I rate this movie a perfect 5.
:)
Hats off to you Aamir Khan ... Hats off!!!
Rock Solid Script, Spectacular Screenplay, Mind-Blowing Acting, Scintillating Music, Touching Background Scores, A Very Touching Topic - The pefect formula for a perfect movie.
All I can say here is - I just looooooooooooooooooooooooved the movie. I would even dare to say it's one of the best movies I've seen to date.
On a scale of 1 to 5 - I rate this movie a perfect 5.
:)
Hats off to you Aamir Khan ... Hats off!!!
Food For Thought
After I saw the movie Bachna Ae Haseeno, two questions popped into my mind:
(((1))) Why are men always so afraid of commitment, whereas women like to commit?
(((2))) If we've broken anyone's heart (read as split in a nasty fashion, dumped someone, broke up impromptu, cheated, etc) - and the wrong was (primarily) from our end - Should we apoligize to them?
For Point # 1, I have no clue. Being a man myself who has a morbid fear of commitment - however small or big it be - I don't think I am the right person to comment on this. But, what the heck, I'll take a shot in the dark.
What I believe to be the reasons for my fear of commitment are - The fear of allowing someone else to decide things for you. The fear of having to live up to someone elses expectations. The fear of monotony. The fear of having to do things to keep someone else - other than you - happy and smiling. The fear of waking up to the same person forever. The fear of having to share even when you dont want to. The fear of rules. The fear of 'One'gina!
In Short - The Fear Of Loosing Control Over My Life!!!
I'm sure many guys think like me. For those who don't - Wish You A Happy Married Life!!!
;)
As for Point # 2, the more I think about it - the more I think you should apologize if you've broken anyone's heart in the past. Ofcourse you had your reasons why you did it. Maybe you were plain scared. Maybe you were angry. Maybe you were taking revenge. But whatever it be - It doesn't hurt to say Sorry does it?
For now, I'm gonna go back and ponder if I've hurt anyone till date. If yes - I'm gonna go ahead and apologize to them right away ...
Till then - Adieus Amigos!
(((1))) Why are men always so afraid of commitment, whereas women like to commit?
(((2))) If we've broken anyone's heart (read as split in a nasty fashion, dumped someone, broke up impromptu, cheated, etc) - and the wrong was (primarily) from our end - Should we apoligize to them?
For Point # 1, I have no clue. Being a man myself who has a morbid fear of commitment - however small or big it be - I don't think I am the right person to comment on this. But, what the heck, I'll take a shot in the dark.
What I believe to be the reasons for my fear of commitment are - The fear of allowing someone else to decide things for you. The fear of having to live up to someone elses expectations. The fear of monotony. The fear of having to do things to keep someone else - other than you - happy and smiling. The fear of waking up to the same person forever. The fear of having to share even when you dont want to. The fear of rules. The fear of 'One'gina!
In Short - The Fear Of Loosing Control Over My Life!!!
I'm sure many guys think like me. For those who don't - Wish You A Happy Married Life!!!
;)
As for Point # 2, the more I think about it - the more I think you should apologize if you've broken anyone's heart in the past. Ofcourse you had your reasons why you did it. Maybe you were plain scared. Maybe you were angry. Maybe you were taking revenge. But whatever it be - It doesn't hurt to say Sorry does it?
For now, I'm gonna go back and ponder if I've hurt anyone till date. If yes - I'm gonna go ahead and apologize to them right away ...
Till then - Adieus Amigos!
Credit Card Reviews
Over the last 3 years, I've used a lot of credit cards. This, unfortunately, goes to show that I have poor financial planning. But, these days, I am waaaaaaaaaaaay better off in terms of my money management skills. So well wishers - relax. I wont come knocking at your doors asking you to bail me out of my debt crisis!
;)
I'm gonna take this opportunity to talk about the pros and cons of the cards I've used so far.
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Manhattan
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Pros:
.1. It comes with a 1 year free "Manhattan Club Membership". This membership entails you to a lot of smooth and saucy offers. Like invites to Page 3 events, hassle-free booking of Movie Tickets - and that too on the opening day, good offers, etc.
.2. Balance Transferring on this card is a joy. Unlike other credit card companies, Manhattan assigns a new account number to your Balance Transfer requests. Therefore, you can shop on your card while you still have a balance transfer ongoing with them. When you make the payment - you get to specify how much percentage of the amount being paid goes to which account.
.3. Manhattan Credit Card Bill Payment Drop Boxes were scattered across the city. Also, one could drop the cheques at Standard Chartered ATM's. Ergo, repayment dues was a hassle free process.
Cons:
.1. My credit limit was pretty low - only Rs. 15,000/-. So, I found it inconvenient when I wanted to use my credit card for transactions of a larger value.
.2. After the first year, one has to pay Rs. 750/- if you want to continue the "Manhattan Club Membership".
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HDFC Silver
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Pros:
.1. Petrol Surcharge waivered at HP petrol pumps.
Cons:
.1. Credit Limit was lower still - only Rs. 20,000/-. So, I found it inconvenient when I wanted to use my credit card for transactions of a larger value.
.2. No special offers, nor discounts, etc offered on this card.
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HSBC Gold
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Pros:
.1. Prompt and very friendly customer service.
.2. Give a lot of importance to customer having a "Wonderful Experience".
.3. A grace period of 2 - 3 days permitted for Credit card repayment.
.4. 0 % Interest Balance transfer option available.
.5. Customer Service also features a feature loaded IVR system. This avoids the need to wait for a Customer Service Representative to be available.
.6. Online Banking available.
.7. Attractive gifts available while redeeming Reward Points.
Cons:
.1. Credit Limit is not enhanced even if the customer is a long standing one.
.2. If you avail the balance transfer option, any purchases done on the card will attract an interest component, @ 3% p.m, of the total retail purchase value - till the time the outstanding on the balance transfer is not cleared. In effect, it becomes suicidal to shop on you HSBC card if you have availed/plan to avail a Balance Transfer option.
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SBI
~~~
Pros:
.1. Railway Ticket Booking - 2nd A/C upwards - entitles you to a discount of 10%
.2. Credit Limit is higher - Rs. 68,000/-
Cons:
.1. Very inefficient, rude, and defunt customer service.
.2. Doesn't give importance to customer experience.
.3. Drop Boxes are far and few in between.
.4. Can't drop credit card payment cheques at SBI ATM's.
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HDFC Gold
~~~~~~~~~
Pros:
.1. Higher Credit Limit
.2. Membership to a variety of offers/discounts schemes with various vendors across cities.
.3. Online Banking available.
Cons:
.1. Billing Statements are not sent on time.
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ICICI
~~~~~
Pros:
.1. Online Banking Available
.2. Very friendly customer service
.3. Option to link Savings-Banking-Demat-Credit Card-and-Loan Account.
.4. Mobile Banking possible.
.5. Online Bill Payment options available.
Cons:
.1. Credit Limit slightly lower than needed - Rs. 70,000/-
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CITI Gold
~~~~~~~~~
Pros:
.1. 1% Cash Back on all purchases
.2. Very High Credit Limit - Rs. 1,20,000/-
.3. Options to increase credit limit over phone.
Cons:
.1. Repayment cheques have to be dropped only at CITI Bank ATM's - which are far and few in between.
;)
I'm gonna take this opportunity to talk about the pros and cons of the cards I've used so far.
~~~~~~~~~
Manhattan
~~~~~~~~~
Pros:
.1. It comes with a 1 year free "Manhattan Club Membership". This membership entails you to a lot of smooth and saucy offers. Like invites to Page 3 events, hassle-free booking of Movie Tickets - and that too on the opening day, good offers, etc.
.2. Balance Transferring on this card is a joy. Unlike other credit card companies, Manhattan assigns a new account number to your Balance Transfer requests. Therefore, you can shop on your card while you still have a balance transfer ongoing with them. When you make the payment - you get to specify how much percentage of the amount being paid goes to which account.
.3. Manhattan Credit Card Bill Payment Drop Boxes were scattered across the city. Also, one could drop the cheques at Standard Chartered ATM's. Ergo, repayment dues was a hassle free process.
Cons:
.1. My credit limit was pretty low - only Rs. 15,000/-. So, I found it inconvenient when I wanted to use my credit card for transactions of a larger value.
.2. After the first year, one has to pay Rs. 750/- if you want to continue the "Manhattan Club Membership".
~~~~~~~~~~~
HDFC Silver
~~~~~~~~~~~
Pros:
.1. Petrol Surcharge waivered at HP petrol pumps.
Cons:
.1. Credit Limit was lower still - only Rs. 20,000/-. So, I found it inconvenient when I wanted to use my credit card for transactions of a larger value.
.2. No special offers, nor discounts, etc offered on this card.
~~~~~~~~~
HSBC Gold
~~~~~~~~~
Pros:
.1. Prompt and very friendly customer service.
.2. Give a lot of importance to customer having a "Wonderful Experience".
.3. A grace period of 2 - 3 days permitted for Credit card repayment.
.4. 0 % Interest Balance transfer option available.
.5. Customer Service also features a feature loaded IVR system. This avoids the need to wait for a Customer Service Representative to be available.
.6. Online Banking available.
.7. Attractive gifts available while redeeming Reward Points.
Cons:
.1. Credit Limit is not enhanced even if the customer is a long standing one.
.2. If you avail the balance transfer option, any purchases done on the card will attract an interest component, @ 3% p.m, of the total retail purchase value - till the time the outstanding on the balance transfer is not cleared. In effect, it becomes suicidal to shop on you HSBC card if you have availed/plan to avail a Balance Transfer option.
~~~
SBI
~~~
Pros:
.1. Railway Ticket Booking - 2nd A/C upwards - entitles you to a discount of 10%
.2. Credit Limit is higher - Rs. 68,000/-
Cons:
.1. Very inefficient, rude, and defunt customer service.
.2. Doesn't give importance to customer experience.
.3. Drop Boxes are far and few in between.
.4. Can't drop credit card payment cheques at SBI ATM's.
~~~~~~~~~
HDFC Gold
~~~~~~~~~
Pros:
.1. Higher Credit Limit
.2. Membership to a variety of offers/discounts schemes with various vendors across cities.
.3. Online Banking available.
Cons:
.1. Billing Statements are not sent on time.
~~~~~
ICICI
~~~~~
Pros:
.1. Online Banking Available
.2. Very friendly customer service
.3. Option to link Savings-Banking-Demat-Credit Card-and-Loan Account.
.4. Mobile Banking possible.
.5. Online Bill Payment options available.
Cons:
.1. Credit Limit slightly lower than needed - Rs. 70,000/-
~~~~~~~~~
CITI Gold
~~~~~~~~~
Pros:
.1. 1% Cash Back on all purchases
.2. Very High Credit Limit - Rs. 1,20,000/-
.3. Options to increase credit limit over phone.
Cons:
.1. Repayment cheques have to be dropped only at CITI Bank ATM's - which are far and few in between.
Change Is The Only Thing Constant
I've heard this a million times. Heck - I've even advocated this a lot. But ever since my move from Bangalore to Cochin (thanks to my moving companies - again!), I've been struggling to cope up with the changes!
I can no drink whenever I want. I can no longer eat whenever I want. I can no longer play music at blaringly-high volume - All this thanks to having moved back in with my parents!
I can no longer sleep till 10 o clock. I can no longer check Orkut as often as I want. I can no longer check my personal mails whenever I want. I no longer smile as much as I want - All this thanks to the situation at my new company/office!
I can no longer go babe watching. I can no longer kill time by going to a mall. I can no longer visit a Landmark or Odessey or Crossword store to spend a few hours picking up books. I can no longer hang out with friend and catch up on gossip (Yes - Men too gossip!). I can no longer smile at a total stranger and not get a shmuck look back. I can no longer shop and claim I had a wonderful experience. I can no longer work out a a health club as classy as Chisel - All this thanks to Cochin not being as hi-tech as Bangalore.
I've been trying really hard for the last 21 days. And I think I'm doing a good job of adjusting to most of the things. But, at times, I really begin to feel - I wish I should've just clung on whatever I had when I was in Bangalore and not have been greedy about things like career, money, ambitions, etc.
But, what the heck ... This is not the first time in my life things, or cities, or companies for that matter are changing. I bore the brunt of changes many times before. I don't see why this is going to be any different.
At the end of the day, I believe it's just a matter of time. Just Time ....
I guess I'm going to be fine. Really ... If not - You guys (and you lovely babes!) will be first ones to know ...
Muaaaah ... Love y'all!!!
I can no drink whenever I want. I can no longer eat whenever I want. I can no longer play music at blaringly-high volume - All this thanks to having moved back in with my parents!
I can no longer sleep till 10 o clock. I can no longer check Orkut as often as I want. I can no longer check my personal mails whenever I want. I no longer smile as much as I want - All this thanks to the situation at my new company/office!
I can no longer go babe watching. I can no longer kill time by going to a mall. I can no longer visit a Landmark or Odessey or Crossword store to spend a few hours picking up books. I can no longer hang out with friend and catch up on gossip (Yes - Men too gossip!). I can no longer smile at a total stranger and not get a shmuck look back. I can no longer shop and claim I had a wonderful experience. I can no longer work out a a health club as classy as Chisel - All this thanks to Cochin not being as hi-tech as Bangalore.
I've been trying really hard for the last 21 days. And I think I'm doing a good job of adjusting to most of the things. But, at times, I really begin to feel - I wish I should've just clung on whatever I had when I was in Bangalore and not have been greedy about things like career, money, ambitions, etc.
But, what the heck ... This is not the first time in my life things, or cities, or companies for that matter are changing. I bore the brunt of changes many times before. I don't see why this is going to be any different.
At the end of the day, I believe it's just a matter of time. Just Time ....
I guess I'm going to be fine. Really ... If not - You guys (and you lovely babes!) will be first ones to know ...
Muaaaah ... Love y'all!!!
Am I THAT OLD Already
I'm freaked out. Seriously. I'm actually beginning to think that I'm OLD!
.1. I'm not as interested in women and sex as I used to be a month back.
.2. I'm beginning to prefer sitting at home watching TV or Sleeping, to going out to places where I can meet new people (people with tits i.e.!)
.3. I am no longer interested in creating a good impression (read as lying) to hook up. These days, I'm thinking more on the lines of "I'll portray my real self. If any girls like me for that - Good. Else - I'm not interested in her!" I have a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling I'm not going to hook up anytime soon.
.4. My back (and body in general) hurts as if I were a 50 year old.
.5. I no longer care about hitting the gym and looking nice and presentable. Logic - "Looks only get you so far. It's what's 'Inside' that matters"
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd ... What's bloody happening to me!!!
.1. I'm not as interested in women and sex as I used to be a month back.
.2. I'm beginning to prefer sitting at home watching TV or Sleeping, to going out to places where I can meet new people (people with tits i.e.!)
.3. I am no longer interested in creating a good impression (read as lying) to hook up. These days, I'm thinking more on the lines of "I'll portray my real self. If any girls like me for that - Good. Else - I'm not interested in her!" I have a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling I'm not going to hook up anytime soon.
.4. My back (and body in general) hurts as if I were a 50 year old.
.5. I no longer care about hitting the gym and looking nice and presentable. Logic - "Looks only get you so far. It's what's 'Inside' that matters"
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd ... What's bloody happening to me!!!
Movie Review - Bachna Ae Haseeno
Today (23-Aug-2008), I went for the movie Bachna Ae Haseeno with my friend Rohit Pulickal.
The movie on the whole was a fun experience. The wonderful locale - which is characteristic of every Yash Raj movie. The wonderful music. The Bombs on screen - Bipasha Basu, Minisha Lamba, Deepika Padukone - we're simply awesome. (They were so hot - they caused precipitation inside the theatre!). The story was pretty well scripted. Ranbir Kapoor did some stunning acting. So did Bipasha and Minisha and Deepika. And I wouldn't want to forget Kunal Kapoor wondrous, albeit his smaller role, performance either.
But, the best part about the movie is indeed its story and screenplay. The youthful touch to movie is precisely what makes it a killer movie!
On a scale of 1 to 5 - I'd rate this movie 4!
(In other words - I definitely wouldn't mind going for it once again!)
The movie on the whole was a fun experience. The wonderful locale - which is characteristic of every Yash Raj movie. The wonderful music. The Bombs on screen - Bipasha Basu, Minisha Lamba, Deepika Padukone - we're simply awesome. (They were so hot - they caused precipitation inside the theatre!). The story was pretty well scripted. Ranbir Kapoor did some stunning acting. So did Bipasha and Minisha and Deepika. And I wouldn't want to forget Kunal Kapoor wondrous, albeit his smaller role, performance either.
But, the best part about the movie is indeed its story and screenplay. The youthful touch to movie is precisely what makes it a killer movie!
On a scale of 1 to 5 - I'd rate this movie 4!
(In other words - I definitely wouldn't mind going for it once again!)
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