Wednesday, June 18, 2008

HOT BABE ALERT

It's only today that I realized that there is this seriously hot babe in my building. And the funny part is the way I discovered it.
For the last two days - there has been some water shortage issues in my building. I was actually planning on staying over at my friends place to beat the water problem, when some of my flatmates decided to do something about it and took matters into their hands, and arranged for a truckload of water.

An old lady came around collecting the cash - 70 bucks to be exact - from each house. An hour later, the water had still not come in my house. So, I went to the terrace to see what was happening. That's when I saw her!

Maaaaaaaaaaan ... She is gorgeous. Fair ... Nice Body ... Nice Curves ... Nice Ass ... and most importantly Nice Tits (I am a boobs man!!!). Once I saw her, I quickly jumped in and started running the show (in the hopes of attracting her attention/impressing her i.e.). I don't know whether she was impressed by that, but we did end up talking for over 30 mins (No ... Don't get any ideas people. We were just talking about how to resolve the water problems we were facing!).


But, to give myself some credit, we did do a little bit of small talk - where I slipped in the fact that I work at Oracle. You should have seen the expression on her face. It was like - "Wooooooooooooow ... You work at Oracle ... You must be super smart and super rich!!!" - was written all over it!

I also learnt that she works at this company called Zenith Softwares at Koramangala. And most importantly, she also mentioned that her mom is leaving for Chennai tomorrow and after that she's going to be alone for a couple of weeks.
(I don't know why she mentioned that point, but, somewhere in the back of my horny mind - I'm cooking up a lot of weirdo and kinky theories!!!)


Anyways ... Only time will tell how and where and to what extent this "association" will progress!!!


And before I forget - I have to thank Dr. Karunanidhi (Hon Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu) for helped me in this matter.
Confused?

Well ... The reasoning is pretty straight forward:

I met Anu (that's her name btw) because of the "Kaveri Water Shortage Issue" for which the sole cause is Dr. Karunanidhi.
"Jai Kalangar Karunanidhi!!!"

(Being a little melodramatic aren't I)

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