The following blog is a complete recreation of the one at this link.
I fell off my chair laughing, and so, I decided that I was gonna make it a part of my blog as well.
CEO : Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO : Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET : A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET : A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.
VALUE INVESTING : The art of buying low and selling lower.
BROKER : What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR : Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST : Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT : When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER : A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION : The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW : The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO : What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS : What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR : Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT : An archaic word no longer in use.
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